"I believe this proves God exists," said one reveler "it's like when Jesus went into the temple and overturned the tables of the money changers."
Authorities are not going to investigate. As one Scotland Yard investigator put it: "It could have been a gas main explosion or an intentional act. Who cares, the world is a much better place without these bankers."
Surprisingly, stock markets soared with the surge in consumer confidence, prompting one financial analyst to quip, "I guess dead bankers equals a stronger Dow. Hopefully, this will be a trend."
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