Researchers at the High IQ Institute (HIQI) have determined Beavis, one of the cartoon stars of MTV's "Beavis and Butthead," has a larger IQ than former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Analysts at the institute, all of whom have IQ's of Professor and above, claim they have perfected a technique which allows the intelligent quotients of fictional characters to be compared with actual people. Bat Party interviewed Professor Diehl of HIQI about this latest finding:
Bat Party: So, Professor, how does this technique work?Professor Diehl: We compare things the cartoon characters say and the validity of their statements and compare them with things actual people say. In this case we compared Beavis's assertion that a turd can be painted and Palin's claim dinosaurs walked the Earth 4,000 years ago. What Beavis suggested is actually possible, and obviously Mrs. Palin was way off with her claim. There were many other instances in which Beavis was factual in what he said and Sarah Palin just sounded cuckoo in the things she said.
Bat Party: So with these comparisons you've determined Beavis is more intelligent than Sarah Palin?
Professor Diehl: You betcha!
Bat Party: Have you done any other comparisons?
Professor Diehl: Why, yes we have. We have found Texas Governor Rick Perry has an IQ identical to that of Yosemite Sam. Also, Rick Santorum scores lower on the IQ scale than Elmer Fudd.
Bat Party: Thank you for your time Professor.
Professor Diehl: Right back at ya'.
B.P Reporting
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