The Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute announced it has received the first known message from an intelligent alien species. The message reads "DON'T ELECT RICK PERRY!" The message came in the form of a mathematical code. Researchers at S.E.T.I. were surprised at the vehemence of the alien's dispatch. "We didn't know algorithmic messages could be so angry." the scientists said.
Jodie Foster, one of S.E.T.I.'s donors, had this to say after seeing the message: "Man, whoever sent this message really doesn't like Rick Perry. I think they want to eat his liver with fava beans, followed by a nice Chianti, or whatever passes for wine in their world."
Rick Perry had this to say after hearing of the alien correspondence: "I don't think E.T. is a registered voter, so I don't care what he thinks."
"I answer to only one man, and that is the man upstairs." said the presidential hopeful while glancing upward and pointing his index finger to the sky.
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