After watching "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," Michele Bachmann urged the research community to stop experimenting with chimpanzees. Fearing a race of "super chimps" she implored researchers to stop doing tests on the primates that might make them smarter.
"Didn't we learn anything from the King Kong debacle?" she reportedly said. "We lost many brave Air Force pilots on that day in New York. Liberals will never learn the consequences of putting a monkey in a position of power."
When informed of the fact that these are just movies, Mrs. Bachmann, a Bible-thumping Christian, says she is used to believing in things that appear to be unreal.
Her husband, however, disagrees saying he thinks chimpanzees are sooo cute.
B.P. Reporting
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