Republicans Pitch Jobs Plan: "Put Americans to Work Building Shanty Towns."

     The Republican Party have come out with what they call a two-for-one deal.  They pledge to not only put Americans back to work but also provide them with housing. 
     "Shack building will provide millions of jobs for out of work Americans." says House Speaker John Boehner.  "And then the poor bastards can live in them."
     When asked why Americans would want to live in such places Speaker Boehner had this to say:  "With the policies we Republicans hope to implement, the working and middle-classes will be decimated.  At least we are providing them with a place to stay."
     Fat-ass Rush Limbaugh says that once again the Republicans have proven they are the party of the people.  "We're giving them a place to stay for Christ's sake!  That's more than the Democrats have offered."
     Congressional Democrats could only shake their heads in disbelief.

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